The Shadows Rule Over All
Most Authoritarian: 3,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,432ndMost Influential: 6,961st
The Dark Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Basket Case
Political Freedom

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Population4.132 billion

LeaderHigh Speaker Simon Daemon
FaithDark Following

AnimalDrayrk Phoenix

The Dark Imperium of Kylondia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Speaker Simon Daemon with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.132 billion Kylondians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norrigan-Ferrim. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kylondian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Drygis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 18,958 Drygis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, hell is not always other people, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylondia's national animal is the Drayrk Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dark Following.

Kylondia is ranked 235,926th in the world and 9,079th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 9.71 quips per hour.

Most Authoritarian: 3,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,432ndMost Influential: 6,961stMost Income Equality: 10,024thMost Conservative: 12,926thTop
Most Extreme: 22,183rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,118th
Most Authoritarian: 142nd in the regionMost Extreme: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 463rd in the regionMost Influential: 471st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 629th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 632nd in the regionMost Conservative: 657th in the regionLargest Populations: 887th in the regionMost Patriotic: 958th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 983rd in the region

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