Population | 18.385 billion |
Capital | Night Vale |
Leader | literally me right now |
Currency | gramm of Antimatter |
Animal | Cthulhu |
The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.385 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,628 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,948 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kethania is ranked 5,716th in the world and 3rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 3,014.66473728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Bellau.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Free Land of Autmia.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Myiatoniala.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dethera.
- : Kethania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Zulaia.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Rilini.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Percocet.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The People's Republic of Averyickan City.
- : Kethania was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of Rusana.
World Assembly
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