🍆🍆🍆  literally me right now
Most Influential: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,437th
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Population12.062 billion

CapitalNight Vale
Leaderliterally me right now

Currencygramm of Antimatter

The Prosperous Land of Kethania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by literally me right now with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.062 billion Kethanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kethanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion gramms of Antimatter a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,710 gramms of Antimatter, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kethania's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kethania is ranked 195,002nd in the world and 474th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 28.74 Insults Per Minute.

Most Influential: 17thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,437thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,147thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,437thBest Weather: 3,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,628thSafest: 3,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,107thMost Developed: 4,220thMost Cultured: 4,970thLargest Governments: 5,115thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,168thHealthiest Citizens: 5,279thMost Inclusive: 5,746thSmartest Citizens: 6,174thLowest Crime Rates: 6,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,586thMost Stationary: 7,739thMost Pacifist: 8,622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,817thNicest Citizens: 9,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,192ndNudest: 10,372ndHighest Economic Output: 10,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,146thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,389thHighest Average Incomes: 17,041stMost Secular: 17,062ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,849thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,675thMost Income Equality: 20,210th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionNudest: 40th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionMost Politically Free: 74th in the regionSafest: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the region

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