The Forbidden Polycule of Daddykins is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.145 billion Daddykines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwOland. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The all-consuming Daddykinsian economy, worth 573 trillion UwUs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,471 UwUs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the OwOland Catgirls against long odds, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown. Daddykins's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Daddykins is ranked 260,510^th in the world and 557^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 24.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.