The Cooperative Commonwealth of New Yankmoth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by C Gracchus Princeps with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.897 billion Yanks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostowne. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yankee economy, worth 755 trillion sterling steels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,764 sterling steels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, Yanks submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Yankmoth's national animal is the bull moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God-Building.

New Yankmoth is ranked 267,759^th in the world and 558^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 20.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.