The Socialismaj Teritorioj of Nacupopej is a massive, safe nation, ruled by La Unua Koncilio de Nacupopej with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.158 billion Nacupopejians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laŭrenco Urbo. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nacupopejian economy, worth 48.6 trillion Kverkes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,996 Kverkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nacupopej's national animal is the Alko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sekulara Gaia Adorado.

Nacupopej is ranked 52,521^st in the world and 585^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.89 law-abiding acts per hour.