The United Socialist Communes of Sovietland is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.188 billion Sovietlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vechnaya Stolitsa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion lyudimonetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,189 lyudimonetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietland's national animal is the Krasnyy dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Seventhistic.

Sovietland is ranked 437^th in the world and 12^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 180.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.