The United Socialist Communes of Sovietland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.211 billion Sovietlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vechnaya Stolitsa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion lyudimonetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,931 lyudimonetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Grand Premier Sovetskiy Soyuz to meetings with foreign heads of state, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and there's a hole in the heart of every Sovietlandian city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietland's national animal is the Krasnyy dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Seventhistic.

Sovietland is ranked 332,794^th in the world and 581^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.