The Soviet Communist Republic of Communapolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stalin II Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.627 billion Communapolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinsk. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Communapolisian economy, worth 784 trillion communis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 216,415 communis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the image of Communapolis's future is just a picture from last century, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communapolis's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality.

Communapolis is ranked 326,137^th in the world and 479^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,895.49 Standard Monetary Units.