The Confederation of Blauhaven is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Federal Council of Blauhaven with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.31 billion Blauhavenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prissavik. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Blauhavenian economy, worth 192 trillion Blauhaven Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,294 Blauhaven Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the family of the Federal Council of Blauhaven bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blauhaven's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blauhaven is ranked 72,930^th in the world and 89^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,962.24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.