Blood and Guts
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,918thMost Influential: 11,485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,470th
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Population2.471 billion


The Empire of Dogteeth is a massive, genial nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.471 billion Dogteethians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dogteethian economy, worth 133 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,878 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Dogteethians, and the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress. Crime is totally unknown. Dogteeth's national animal is the mongrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dogteeth is ranked 27,260th in the world and 638th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,766.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,918thMost Influential: 11,485thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,470thMost Income Equality: 17,086thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,255thMost Inclusive: 18,848thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,125thNicest Citizens: 25,590th
Most Influential: 177th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 393rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 418th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 424th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 468th in the regionNicest Citizens: 555th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 605th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 621st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 638th in the regionMost Politically Free: 658th in the regionMost Secular: 674th in the region

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