The Level 99 Motherquake of GirlsAndGays is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.845 billion GirlsAndGaysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amstheythem. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GirlsAndGaysian economy, worth 934 trillion Slays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,803 Slays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GirlsAndGays's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yassification.

GirlsAndGays is ranked 325,400^th in the world and 999^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -16.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.