The United Socialist States of Dulroth is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.603 billion Dulrothi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dulrothi economy, worth 564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,787 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, Dulrothi watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, finders keepers is the law of the land, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dulroth's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dulroth is ranked 328,553^rd in the world and 463^rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.