The Political International of Final International is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lykkelig Glæde with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.26 billion FInternationals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velstandhjem. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FInternational economy, worth 510 trillion Voresvalutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,518 Voresvalutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final International's national animal is the Smuktyr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ingenguder.

Final International is ranked 3,147^th in the world and 103^rd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 58.09 average smiles per day.