The United Socialist Federation of Pujolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 1.242 billion Pujolians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pujolian economy, worth 161 trillion Laurobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,764 Laurobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the government loves seeing the little people fight, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pujolia's national animal is the Mantis Shrimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pujolia is ranked 182,876^th in the world and 73^rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,166.17 Standard Monetary Units.