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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 118thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 127thFattest Citizens: 444th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dottchetza

Population3.717 billion

CapitalPizza Plaza
LeaderCezill the Devouring
Faithpizza worship

CurrencyPizza coupons
Animalsewer rat

The Dictatorship of Dottchetza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cezill the Devouring with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.717 billion Dottchetzans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Plaza. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dottchetzan economy, worth 984 trillion Pizza coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Gambling, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,988 Pizza coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dottchetza's national animal is the sewer rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pizza worship.

Dottchetza is ranked 341,276th in the world and 190th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 118thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 127thFattest Citizens: 444thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 511thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 511thHighest Crime Rates: 558thLargest Gambling Industry: 630thMost Avoided: 719thMost Armed: 926thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,136thNudest: 1,356thMost Secular: 1,423rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,710thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,212thLargest Mining Sector: 2,913thHighest Drug Use: 3,411thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,066thHighest Average Incomes: 4,610thMost Efficient Economies: 5,209thRudest Citizens: 5,530thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,054thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,071stLargest Retail Industry: 8,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,953rdLargest Black Market: 11,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,545thMost Patriotic: 14,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,814thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,744thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,564thLargest Governments: 28,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,479th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dottchetza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, Cezill the Devouring often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dottchetza, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.

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