Population | 3.717 billion |
Capital | Pizza Plaza |
Leader | Cezill the Devouring |
Faith | pizza worship |
Currency | Pizza coupons |
Animal | sewer rat |
The Dictatorship of Dottchetza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cezill the Devouring with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.717 billion Dottchetzans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Plaza. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dottchetzan economy, worth 984 trillion Pizza coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Gambling, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,988 Pizza coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dottchetza's national animal is the sewer rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pizza worship.
Dottchetza is ranked 341,276th in the world and 190th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dottchetza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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Dottchetza, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
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Dottchetza, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
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Dottchetza, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
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Dottchetza, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
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Dottchetza, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens.
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Dottchetza, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
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Dottchetza, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
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Dottchetza, Cezill the Devouring often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
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Dottchetza, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.