The Union of Exania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Custodian Honnecker with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.484 billion Exanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth 882 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 160,980 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Custodian Honnecker to meetings with foreign heads of state, meat-eating is frowned upon, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 5,852^nd in the world and 228^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Influential, scoring 12,429 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.