The Union of Exania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ceres Weaver with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.422 billion Exanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exanon. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,559 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,720 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses. Crime is totally unknown. Exania's national animal is the Exanian Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Exania is ranked 2,998^th in the world and 86^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,360.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.