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Most Influential: 677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,249thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,723rd
The Federal Republic of
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Population8.676 billion

LeaderSimon Archidamus

CurrencyKarelianastanian Dollar
AnimalGrey Heron

The Federal Republic of Karelianastan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simon Archidamus with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.676 billion Karelianastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsburg. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karelianastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Karelianastanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,760 Karelianastanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Karelianastanian Dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Grey Heron Dung" has been declared a national treasure, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelianastan's national animal is the Grey Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Karelianastan is ranked 109,099th in the world and 461st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 134,054 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,249thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,484thNicest Citizens: 4,535thMost Pacifist: 4,921stMost Inclusive: 5,470thHealthiest Citizens: 5,944thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,287thBest Weather: 6,490thHighest Food Quality: 6,748thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,775thSafest: 7,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,424thMost Developed: 8,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,000thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,078thMost Cultured: 11,214thNudest: 11,638thSmartest Citizens: 11,698thLargest Governments: 12,954thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,969thMost Secular: 14,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,476thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,039thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,704thMost Efficient Economies: 18,931stHighest Economic Output: 20,271stMost Income Equality: 20,353rdMost Stationary: 22,184thHighest Average Incomes: 26,227th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionNudest: 87th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Populations: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionSafest: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 194th in the region

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