The Green Regency of Ferrianona is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by This Velvet Glove with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.409 billion Ferrianonans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cithog. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferrianonan economy, worth an astonishing 20,146 trillion Gold Farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 568,955 Gold Farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and factories churn out smog to make statues commemorating environmentalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferrianona's national animal is the Nox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deism.

Ferrianona is ranked 432^nd in the world and 1^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 568,955.28 Standard Monetary Units.