The Soviet Republic of Noachia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Starfish with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.737 billion Noachians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engelsstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Noachian economy, worth 526 trillion Noachian Digis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,342 Noachian Digis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and they say that Noachians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noachia's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Astralism.

Noachia is ranked 310,099^th in the world and 1,094^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Conservative, scoring 10.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.