Population | 16.118 billion |
Capital | Lorthograd |
Leader | Kastjan |
Currency | Rubley |
Animal | Salmon |
The Syndicalist Federations of Lorthanien is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kastjan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.118 billion Lorthanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorthograd. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lorthanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Rubleys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,952 Rubleys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and when their backs are against the walls Lorthanians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorthanien's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Lorthanien is ranked 28,483rd in the world and 49th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,399.37599328768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The United Socialist State of Anerchi.
- : Lorthanien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of De Eon.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky of Urali.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
- : Lorthanien was endorsed by The People's Republic of Socialist UwU.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 52 » Kethania, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shamian, Karelianastan, Solova, Council of America, Brauengen, Soviet State of Covernant, Borealian Communes, Heitoria, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Pajonia, Agania, Kahrianland, International Anarchist Confederation, Likhinia, Walthracia, Mycenaean United States, Carrico, Barbroussia, Turkey Creek, Khanatah, Gwerq, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Phallas, Atlanc, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Heretical Paradise, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Nadunavia, Libisia, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, UNIOS, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, and 2 others.West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.