The Anarcho-Monarchist Commune of New Halliningrad is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Eris I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.452 billion Hallinins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halliningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hallinin economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Hallinin Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,360 Hallinin Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper, and a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Halliningrad's national animal is the Hallinin Tiger Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Discordianism.

New Halliningrad is ranked 222,399^th in the world and 302^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.