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By The People For The People
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,344thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,028th
The Plurinational State of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Heitoria

Population861 million

CapitalDome 76
LeaderThe Supreme People's Assembly

Currencyperson-hour
AnimalSaffron finch

The Plurinational State of Heitoria is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme People's Assembly with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 861 million Heitorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Heitorian economy, worth 64.8 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 75,209 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heitoria's national animal is the Saffron finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Heitoria is ranked 20,100th in the world and 369th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 61.75 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,344thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,431stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,029thMost Pacifist: 3,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,889thSafest: 5,003rdNicest Citizens: 5,294thMost Influential: 5,832ndBest Weather: 6,496thMost Inclusive: 6,657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,016thLowest Crime Rates: 9,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,795thHighest Food Quality: 10,025thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,698thMost Secular: 11,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,290thHealthiest Citizens: 11,677thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,275thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,479thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,906thSmartest Citizens: 20,100thMost Cultured: 21,281st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 103rd in the regionSafest: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Heitoria endorsed The Federation of Jus Publicum Europaeum.
  • : Heitoria was endorsed by The Federation of Jus Publicum Europaeum.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Heitoria, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.

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