The Plurinational Free-Land of Heitoria is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Toti with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.174 billion Freelanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelander economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,007 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Heitoria's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Heitoria is ranked 188,252^nd in the world and 232^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,150.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.