The Plurinational Free-Land of Heitoria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Toti with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.403 billion Freelanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dome 76. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freelander economy, worth 836 trillion person-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,625 person-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, people have become comfortably numb, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown. Heitoria's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Heitoria is ranked 8,133^rd in the world and 189^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.