The United Socialist States of Soviet State of Covernant is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head Secretary of State with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.038 billion Covernantians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanguard. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Covernantian economy, worth 147 trillion Lenins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,936 Lenins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet State of Covernant's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet State of Covernant is ranked 39,611^th in the world and 209^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.