The Peo'Crinsil of Trodaria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Speaker of the Council Suk'Rahv with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 2.879 billion Trodarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsk'Trodaria. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trodarian economy, worth 462 trillion Trodarian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,631 Trodarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, Trodarians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trodaria's national animal is the Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trodaria is ranked 11,649^th in the world and 256^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,930.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.