The People's Republic of -Gregoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Reugo Tikova with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 11.953 billion Gregorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalulu. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gregorian economy, worth 657 trillion Gregorian Fruukas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,001 Gregorian Fruukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and refugees from other nations are flocking to -Gregoria's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Gregoria's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State atheism.

-Gregoria is ranked 31,516^th in the world and 548^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.23 law-abiding acts per hour.