The Socialist Republic of Elsywer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dominic Razih with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 18.644 billion Elsyweris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torval. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elsywerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion Septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,588 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsywer's national animal is the Khajiit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Elsywer is ranked 1,917^th in the world and 67^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 114.44 on the Kitten Softness Rating.