The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.303 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 3,667 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 298,124 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized Ebony Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 28,512^th in the world and 860^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 72.55 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.