The Federation of Quebec second is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by liberties with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.471 billion Quebec secondians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Quebec secondian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion bottles of maple syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,223 bottles of maple syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Quebec second's national animal is the Racoons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mythologies.

Quebec second is ranked 2,545^th in the world and 47^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.