The Federation of Quebec second is a massive, genial nation, ruled by liberties with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.004 billion Quebec secondians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Quebec secondian economy, worth 714 trillion bottles of maple syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,325 bottles of maple syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and the election for liberties's office's janitor is heating up. Crime is totally unknown. Quebec second's national animal is the Racoons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mythologies.

Quebec second is ranked 1,357^th in the world and 49^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,792.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.