The Socialist Republic of Keaparity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.225 billion Keaparityians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revachol. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Keaparityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion Keaparityian marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,941 Keaparityian marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keaparity's national animal is the Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keaparity is ranked 11,662^nd in the world and 208^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.41 law-abiding acts per hour.