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Most Inclusive: 437thMost Efficient Economies: 546thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 606th
The Confederate Republic of
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Population8.37 billion



The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.37 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,515 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,479 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 269,981st in the world and 1,944th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1298.38 on the Hayek Index.

Most Inclusive: 437thMost Efficient Economies: 546thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 606thMost Secular: 608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 626thSmartest Citizens: 681stMost Influential: 690thNicest Citizens: 709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 717thHighest Food Quality: 719thLargest Governments: 788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 799thHighest Poor Incomes: 922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 925thMost Developed: 930thMost Advanced Public Education: 987thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,106thMost Pacifist: 1,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,213thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,310thHealthiest Citizens: 1,421stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,459thSafest: 1,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,550thMost Cultured: 1,594thLowest Crime Rates: 1,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,974thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,266thHighest Average Incomes: 2,277thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,327thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,435thTop
Best Weather: 3,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,798thHighest Economic Output: 7,195thLargest Retail Industry: 11,354thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,884thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,294thMost Patriotic: 18,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,120th
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 157th in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the region

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