The Confederate Republic of Phallas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.37 billion Phallasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,515 trillion Ômegas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,479 Ômegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Phallas is ranked 269,981^st in the world and 1,944^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1298.38 on the Hayek Index.