The Imperium of AlwaLov is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Imperador Abelardo Cruz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.926 billion AlwaLovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osíris. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AlwaLovian economy, worth 321 trillion Ouroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 109,834 Ouroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Imperador Abelardo Cruz is wearing this season, prudishness is on the way out, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlwaLov's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ísis.

AlwaLov is ranked 263,458^th in the world and 1,068^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 8.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.