|Capital||Military strategic command Base|
|Leader||Lieutenant General Mikaval kalin|
The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Lieutenant General Mikaval kalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 811 million Middle Green Irthistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military strategic command Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Green Irthistanian economy, worth 98.2 trillion Opelalns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,113 Opelalns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,769 per year while the poor average 21,758, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.
It's illegal to blow things up, rubber stamp emojis are the new craze, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Green Irthistan's national animal is the Wunderphus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, rubber stamp emojis are the new craze.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, it's illegal to blow things up.
- : Middle Green Irthistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Middle Green Irthistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
Endorsements Received: 14 » Shamian, Sith Isles, Canadian Democratic Republics, Ugriasau, Democratic-Socialists, Exania, Manchukurun, Puaco, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Kethania, Carrico, Mallissa, Zonghuacaibu, and Jus Publicum Europaeum.