Population | 4.634 billion |
Currency | kernal |
Animal | kobold |
The United States of Koboldtopia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.634 billion Koboldtopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Koboldtopian economy, worth 214 trillion kernals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,331 kernals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Koboldtopia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koboldtopia's national animal is the kobold, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Koboldtopia is ranked 22,886th in the world and 541st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 107.81 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zemlatinnaro.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kanora.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Technocratic-Socialist Utopia of Space.
- : Koboldtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Inclusive, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The Republic of Al-Gismundie.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The Republic of Tafat.
- : Koboldtopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Koboldtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » Shamian, Karelianastan, Kethania, Soviet State of Covernant, Techno Socialystiche, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Agania, Likhinia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Kahrianland, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Verdant Groves, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Arsa, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Namwenia, Tafat, Perclumsia, Technocratic-Socialist Utopia of Space, Kanora, Zemlatinnaro, and Bobismh.