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Most Influential: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 313th
The Grand Jurisprudence of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population11.156 billion

LeaderTarrin Kael


The Grand Jurisprudence of Shamian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tarrin Kael with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.156 billion Shamanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Shamianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Taols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,381 Taols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is totally unknown. Shamian's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jainism.

Shamian is ranked 270,128th in the world and 1,947th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1363.57 on the Hayek Index.

Most Influential: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 346thMost Secular: 393rdSmartest Citizens: 456thMost Efficient Economies: 473rdMost Inclusive: 573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 724thLargest Governments: 767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 867thNicest Citizens: 875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921stHighest Food Quality: 929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 941stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,248thMost Cultured: 1,280thMost Pacifist: 1,294thSafest: 1,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,473rdRudest Citizens: 2,116thHighest Average Incomes: 2,256thHighest Drug Use: 2,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,605thMost Developed: 2,639thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,710thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,999thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,486thLowest Crime Rates: 4,246thHighest Economic Output: 4,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,081stNudest: 10,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,435thMost Stationary: 10,666thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,613thMost Patriotic: 23,883rdMost Politically Free: 24,496thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,848th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionMost Extreme: 166th in the region

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