The Public Domain of Khanatah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.287 billion people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of every region and community. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped People's economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion drug-induced hallucinations a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,592 drug-induced hallucinations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime is totally unknown. Khanatah's national animal is the corporation, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the opium of the masses.

Khanatah is ranked 42,747^th in the world and 641^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.58 law-abiding acts per hour.