Population | 7.694 billion |
Capital | Karlmarxstadt |
Leader | Comrade Nathalie Handottr |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Thebri |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Thebrin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Nathalie Handottr with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 7.694 billion Thebrinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Thebrinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion Thebris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,628 Thebris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and nations across the world are quick to praise Comrade Nathalie Handottr's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime is totally unknown. Thebrin's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Thebrin is ranked 34,153rd in the world and 57th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,297.3922946684 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thebrin was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
- : Thebrin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Thebrin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Thebrin, nations across the world are quick to praise Comrade Nathalie Handottr's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in Thebrin, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Thebrin, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in Thebrin, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
- : Following new legislation in Thebrin, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Thebrin.
- : Thebrin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Thebrin was endorsed by The People's Republic of Averyickan City.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 65 » Shamian, Kethania, Soviet Felines, Phallas, Karelianastan, Rothnia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Grebanistan, Council of America, Solova, Brauengen, Soviet State of Covernant, Sodoran Alesia, Heitoria, Techno Socialystiche, Exania, Sith Isles, Saxxony, Dacaro, Pajonia, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Carrico, Agania, Kahrianland, Likhinia, Mycenaean United States, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Tran Flibe, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Arsa, Newdenizland, Serusan, Oder Crudia, Of South Indian Company EST, Atlanc, Borkwitz, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, Unitary Communist State, Verdant Groves, El Holy Salvador, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, The Dutch Proletariat, Greater Stata chinae, and 15 others.Pridneprovye, Libisia, Anerchi, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, The Peoples United Commun, North Goiky, Averyickan City, and UNIOS.