The Federal People's Republic of Balkanic Federation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ksenia Balosh with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.36 billion Balkanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Balkanic Federationian economy, worth 231 trillion Balkanic Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,943 Balkanic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balkanic Federation's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balkanic Federation is ranked 313,164^th in the world and 438^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.