The People's Republic of Eastern Ivoight is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 497 million Ivoightinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ivoightian economy, worth 42.4 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,356 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Ivoight's national animal is the northern mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Ivoight is ranked 290,153^rd in the world and 394^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,629.89 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.