The People's Republic of Czavak is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PinkaYay with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 3.26 billion Czavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunestria. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czavakian economy, worth 392 trillion Czakoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,251 Czakoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czavak's national animal is the Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celestianism.

Czavak is ranked 49,327^th in the world and 116^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,711.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.