The United Islands of Reborn America is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by McKenna Kennedy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.376 billion Americans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion RS Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,264 RS Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,251,487 per year while the poor average 16,179, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborn America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reborn America is ranked 12,947^th in the world and 220^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 144.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.