The Republic of Milanisca is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Milan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.73 billion Milaniscans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascentious. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Milaniscan economy, worth 275 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,787 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and recognizing the Milaniscan flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milanisca's national animal is the Blue Albino Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Milanisca is ranked 176,912^th in the world and 880^th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.