The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bollox with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.281 billion Nuremburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth 613 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,095 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, and Nuremburgia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 8,212^th in the world and 158^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.17 bananas ingested per day.