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Most Influential: 2,473rdMost Secular: 3,598thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,001st
The Sacred Reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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Population5.281 billion



The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bollox with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.281 billion Nuremburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth 613 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,095 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, and Nuremburgia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 8,212th in the world and 158th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.17 bananas ingested per day.

Most Influential: 2,473rdTop
Most Secular: 3,598thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,001stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,823rdBest Weather: 5,019thLowest Crime Rates: 6,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,504thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,189thHealthiest Citizens: 8,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,606thLargest Governments: 9,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,919thMost Developed: 10,978thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,210thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,253rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,831stMost Patriotic: 18,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,330thMost Efficient Economies: 23,375thSmartest Citizens: 24,530th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 75th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the region

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