The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zacharias Pierron Bonaventur with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.792 billion Franceseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saül. The average income tax rate is 80.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Francesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Credit of guyana-francoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,770 Credit of guyana-francoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Practically nobody.

Guyana Francese is ranked 22,035^th in the world and 53^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,702.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.