The ONCEness of Ilfarasia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme ONCEcellor Prosavich with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.127 billion Ilfarasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonatown. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilfarasian economy, worth 722 trillion creds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,127 creds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Emojis are the soul of wit, Ilfarasia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilfarasia's national animal is the hornbill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink Pandaism.

Ilfarasia is ranked 16,329^th in the world and 272^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,259.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.