The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.47 billion Seranisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth an astonishing 13,038 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 367,586 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 322,488^th in the world and 367^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.