The Empire Federation of Alski is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sakurako Yasuda with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.68 billion Alskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alskian economy, worth 476 trillion Baslas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,466 Baslas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alski's national animal is the Alska dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kitsunism.

Alski is ranked 5,365^th in the world and 102^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,414.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.