The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.984 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,645 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,933 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, watching shooting stars is Chip Skylarkians' number two favorite pastime, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 273^rd in the world and 5^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 99.67 on the Human Development Index.