It isn't so tricky, Vicky is icky Chip Skylark
Most Compassionate Citizens: 162ndNicest Citizens: 178thMost Pacifist: 187th
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Chip Skylark

Population14.436 billion

LeaderChip Skylark

CurrencyShiny Teeth
AnimalFairy Godparents

The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.436 billion Chip Skylarkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,105 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,391 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 26,779th in the world and 347th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,988.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 162ndNicest Citizens: 178thMost Pacifist: 187thMost Influential: 244thMost Developed: 263rdHealthiest Citizens: 291stLongest Average Lifespans: 295thMost Inclusive: 354thBest Weather: 436thMost Rebellious Youth: 441stSafest: 441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 483rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 491stLargest Governments: 598thMost Cultured: 621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 685thMost Subsidized Industry: 687thMost Beautiful Environments: 710thMost Efficient Economies: 718thLeast Corrupt Governments: 757thHighest Poor Incomes: 802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 951stLowest Crime Rates: 961stSmartest Citizens: 1,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,228thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,318thHighest Economic Output: 2,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,701stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,973rdMost Stationary: 6,268thMost Secular: 7,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,449thTop
Highest Drug Use: 13,564thLargest Populations: 14,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,348th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175th in the region

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