The Associated States of Greater Theowherveld is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 'Talking Ben' the Dog with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.685 billion Wherveldens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Whervelden economy, worth 641 trillion Renminbis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,879 Renminbis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, all recreational drugs are legal, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and Wherveldens submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Theowherveld's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Greater Theowherveld is ranked 28,969^th in the world and 467^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,556.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.