The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.966 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth 696 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,810 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 23,505^th in the world and 52^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.