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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1st
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Blogotopia

Population33.655 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.655 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,091 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,995 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 208,506th in the world and 2,109th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -48.81 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Secular: 7thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 12thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thMost Pacifist: 25thNicest Citizens: 27thMost Inclusive: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 32ndLargest Black Market: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndBest Weather: 91stMost Armed: 97thHighest Poor Incomes: 133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 175thSmartest Citizens: 214thLargest Governments: 223rdHighest Economic Output: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 325thHealthiest Citizens: 355thMost Developed: 407thLongest Average Lifespans: 469thHighest Average Incomes: 807thMost Efficient Economies: 894thLargest Populations: 1,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,444thTop
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Most Stationary: 6,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,729thMost Income Equality: 8,894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,109th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionMost Income Equality: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 135th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Seranis, Achiotopia, Testa, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, The Biggles Syndicate, Kebecois, Finswedeway, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Aspistania, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, Kuriko, and 102 others.Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Tapperhed, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Evonidiche, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Flex Lexington, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Vamshi, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Mittal Land, Constantinolia, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Zuleit, Martunra, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, Randopian, Zachais, Quemfaria, Whine Psyder, Carbo Nation, Solarampa, Xemja, Neojinkotsu, Jeelung, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Bumrum, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Snakeden, Republic of Karskarovyt, Harekoku, Ergandia, Itic, Flying Eagles, Ehrgeizig, Namakan, Lite-Brites, Eppur, Leprechaun Gold, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Old Tryst, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Anarchals, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Bailsland, Lisokyo, Vones Monourakal, Maynardio, Northern Bucovina, Bortheria, Mexemincerirenth, and Free Las Pinas.

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