The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.28 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,419 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 380,365 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, Ding Dong Daddy's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and the nation is so apathetic that Blogotopians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 8,628^th in the world and 80^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 428,392 Standard Monetary Units.