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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Secular: 2ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd
The Anarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Envoy
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Blogotopia

Population43.193 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.193 billion Blogotopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 17,798 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,077 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies, the nation is 10000 Islands's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 315,856th in the world and 760th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -62.37 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Secular: 2ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4thHighest Drug Use: 5thMost Cultured: 5thHighest Food Quality: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thMost Beautiful Environments: 11thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Inclusive: 16thMost Influential: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19thMost Pacifist: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 24thHighest Crime Rates: 30thLargest Black Market: 55thMost Armed: 58thBest Weather: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 208thHighest Economic Output: 227thSmartest Citizens: 269thLargest Governments: 284thHighest Poor Incomes: 344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rdHealthiest Citizens: 559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 726thMost Efficient Economies: 742ndMost Developed: 815thLongest Average Lifespans: 885thLargest Populations: 1,006thHighest Average Incomes: 1,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,927thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,218thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,300thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,973rdMost Income Equality: 23,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,554th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation is 10000 Islands's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.

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