The Lost Paradise of Grimmywelsh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grimtooth with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.48 billion Grimmywelshians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grim City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimmywelshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion Faloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,228 Faloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimmywelsh's national animal is the Lemonfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grimmywelsh is ranked 3,602^nd in the world and 73^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,571.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.